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    ​Flats are heels without heels – and why that doesn’t make sense

    Heels or better shoes with heels are designed to have heels. That sounds like an open door but it’s crucial to the design of that sort of shoes. Slippers, sneakers, loafers and other types of shoes are designed without heels or destined to have at most a heel of an inch.
    But flats…. that’s a heel without a heel, a cheap solution for a design problem. Just leaving out the most essential part of a well designed, beautiful and stylish shoe can never result in something beautiful or functional for that matter.
    It just doesn’t work, it’s not acceptable, don’t make them, don’t wear them.  
     
    The only exception perhaps are boots…. They can work with or without a heel… but otherwise; stay away from flats. 
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    ​So what is that with embroided eyebrows?

    I understand that hair needs to be trimmed, tamed even, sometimes needs to be removed or permanently eradicated. Humans – both men and women - have a long history of growing, removing or trimming facial hair, cut, extend, perm and paint hair on top of our heads, not to mention hair removal on arms, legs, backs and other body parts or pubic topiary.
    But the reason behind removing eyebrows and replacing them with an embroided version is alien to me. If you have no eyebrows (anymore) I can understand you’re looking for a solution, but if you have eyebrows, I don’t see the point removing these and replacing them with an artificial alternative.
    More and more people seem to find this interesting, useful and beautiful, not only women but also men, young and old. Maybe it’s a trend, maybe a hype but to me it makes no sense, are there really no bigger causes in this world, no more meaningful things to worry about than your eyebrows?
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    Italiaans in Den Haag

    ​Italiaans eten we, in Den Haag. Ik heb het restaurant gevonden in een top 10 van Italiaanse restaurants in een Elle van 3 jaar geleden. Online dat wel. Authentiek eten en op TripAdvisor zijn alle negatieve beoordelingen op zijn minst 5 jaar oud dus veel mis kan er niet gaan. Gereserveerd om 6 uur en als we binnenkomen is het al druk. Een internationaal gezelschap – en bediening – zo te zien. Of beter, zo te horen want de voertaal is een mengeling van Engels, Italiaans, Spaans en wat Nederlands. De tafeltjes staan dicht bij elkaar – het onze wiebelt wat en dat is altijd lichtelijk vervelend – en dus zitten ook de eters dicht bij elkaar. De buren ter linkerzijde van mijn disgenote houden het simpel; allebei een bord pasta dat voor een van hen te veel blijkt. Ze vertrekken snel. De Aziatische dames een tafel verder aan de rechterkant dicht tegen de buitendeur aan delen nog een tiramisu en vertrekken dan ook. Nieuwe gasten schuiven aan en wij hebben inmiddels bruschetta on the house voorgeschoteld gekregen, een fles rode huiswijn voor mevrouw aan laten rukken en een keus gemaakt. Direct naast ons ter rechterzijde zijn inmiddels een dame en heer neergestreken; Nederlands dat is zeker maar we komen er de gehele avond niet achter of ze getrouwd zijn, hun 2e of 3e afspraakje hebben of anderszins aan elkaar gelieerd zijn. We houden het maar op collega’s. Ter linkerzijde nemen een Franse dame en heer plaats, we zijn er redelijk zeker van dat het collega’s van elkaar zijn. Ook.
    Wij delen inmiddels een anti-pasta en laten ons de polpo goed smaken. Niet spectaculair, wel lekker, al zit er veel aardappel in het gerecht en niet zo heel veel inktvis. Ter rechterzijde worden lasagne en de speciale pasta van de chef besteld; no mains. Aan de linkerkant daarentegen alleen een hoofdgerecht: voor beide gasten de ossobuco. Voor ons komt de ravioli door – huisgemaakt en erg lekker – alswel een enorme berg spagetti - in een grote parmesaanse kaas gewarmd en besprenkeld met truffel, het hele process gadegeslagen en gefilmd door mijn ega. Beide gerechten zijn goed, warm, comforting. De portie ravioli is net mooi en groot genoeg, de spagetti is veel en rijk in smaak en textuur. Maar – petje af – dit is hoe pasta hoort te smaken, simpel, warm, romig en vol van smaak.
    Aan de tafel rechts heeft mevrouw inmiddels een tweede glas wijn besteld en wordt wat frivoler. Niet dat twee glazen indruk maken op mijn wederhelft die inmiddels over de helft van de fles rode huiswijn is. Ik drink zelf al dik een jaar niet meer, nog geen druppel. Aan de tafel rechts delen de disgenoten een fles pinot gris en werken zich rustig door de ossobuco met safraanrisotto. Het eten wordt echter veel heen en weer geschoven op de borden en het vlees wordt nog net niet mishandeld. Vreemd hoe sommige mensen hun bestek hanteren.  
    Voor mij wordt ook een risotto met ossobuco geserveerd en mevrouw krijgt een medium rare fileto dello chef die echt fabuleus is. Prima vlees, klaargemaakt zoals het hoort met wat gegrilde groentjes en aardappels als garnituur. De ossobuco is mals, gaar maar niet te en gewoon zoals het hoort te zijn, de risotto zou wat mij betreft iets minder ‘al dente’ en iets romiger en ‘kaziger’ mogen zijn. Is dat een nederlands woord trouwens? ‘kazig’?
    Al met al een mooie maaltijd, iets te veel eten, maar dat heeft waarschijnlijk te maken met het feit dat weinig mensen een full blown three course dinner doen maar het simpel houden bij een of twee gangen.
    Aan de tafel links is de ossobuco verorberd en wordt het staartje wijn geprefereerd in plaats van dessert. Ter rechterzijde echter wordt een shared dessert besteld. Door mevrouw, enigzins tot verrassing van haar tafelgenoot die zo te zien zelf wat wilde kiezen; het leidt niet tot discussie zo te zien.
    Wij slaan het dessert over en hobbelen terug naar de auto. Het regent niet meer.
     
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    ​Riding the line

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    One of the advantages of riding a double decker bus in Singapore is that – certainly if you are lucky enough to find a free seat up top in front – you can watch how cyclists behave on the roads and how other traffic – cars, buses, lorries – interact and respond to cyclists.
    So let’s start with the basics… bicycles are allowed on footpaths but then need to give way  to pedestrians – it is a path for pedestrians after all – and need to adjust their speed, which basically means you can’t ride any faster than 5 – 10 km per hour.
    That’s maybe good enough for a 5 minute ride to the supermarket around the corner but definitively not for a slightly longer ride to office, school or just for fun.
    So you ride on the road, wear a  helmet, wear clothing that is properly visible in day and night, carry lights and fluorescent strips on your clothes, frame and tires and off you go.
    Now… being visible also means you shouldn’t hide… you need to claim your space, indicate your directions clearly and change lanes timely. And that also means a cyclist needs to be bold. The below picture indicates that cars (or motorbikes, lorries or buses) need to keep at least 1.5 meter distance from a cyclist when overtaking.
    In turn that means a car will effectively have to change lanes when overtaking since there’s no room in the left lane for a cyclist and a car…
    However, I often see cyclist hiding all the way on the left, even riding on the yellow lines. That is WRONG and DANGEROUS. Technically – from a road design point of view – the road only starts to the right of the yellow line. The yellow line is a NO GO zone and you’re not supposed to ride on it… not by car but definitively not on a bicycle.
    So cyclist, be careful, but also be bold and make sure you’re seen.  
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    ​About football and financial crime

    The world footbal championship in Qatar is finished but let’s look at some of the Financial Crime Compliance related topics that emerged in the wake of the event. If only to highlight that financial crime is everywhere and always.
    First and foremost there were the rumors – or well, maybe more than rumors – about how FIFA and clubs in Europe were bought by Qatar to win the bid to host the worldcup in the first place. Sports in general and FIFA in particular have been rife with corruption scandals so this can hardly be a surprise. For those of  you interest; the German ZDF made a nice documentary about it all which you can find here https://www.zdf.de/dokumentation/zdfzeit/zdfzeit-geheimsache-katar-100.html
    Secondly there’s the question where all this Qatari money comes from… from oil of course but to a certain extent also from underpaying and badly treating foreign labor. Officially the kafala system was abolished by Qatar but in practice it still exists. Like in Singapore and other countries. Not only were the people building the facilities and making the worldcup possible, nothing more than modern slaves, labor conditions were often so poor that workers died. Moreover, the reaction from local officials was often disappointing, see this article for instance https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/dec/08/qatar-launches-investigation-after-reported-death-of-worker-at-world-cup-site
    Then there was the claim of match fitching the game between Ecuador and Qatar https://www.foxsports.com.au/football/world-cup/match-fixing-bribery-claim-rocks-opening-world-cup-game-between-qatar-and-ecuador/news-story/7841f4999328b7df79fd9cd7594691a0. Probably the tip of the iceberg only?!
    Not all these incidents lead to convictions or fines, but where smoke is, is fire…. it just proves again that money corrupts and when and where there is (lots of) money there will be (suspicions of) financial crime. Another point that is interesting is that financial institutions are hardly mentioned in any of these stories. Maybe all banks and payment service providers didn’t make any mistakes in AML or KYC, but it’s more likely that faults have not been detected and – perhaps more importantly – money has found different ways; think of the expensive watches that some officials were given… Maybe a watch worth 200k euro is a normal gift in Qatar but in most ABC policies tresholds are typically more to be in the order of 20 or 50 euro….
    There are also no reports on regulators issueing fines, no surprise audits, no arrests or indictments.
    So what does that all teach us? First, all these stories imply that many companies and people are involved in activities bordering on financial crime. In other words: there’s a lot going on and we’re only aware of a fraction.
    Second, regulations set the tone and give direction but that doesn’t stop many individuals from violating rules or at least testing the boundaries.
    Finally, awareness and what’s more, a sense of ‘righteousness’ and integrity are absent in many people and organisations. The tone from the top and awareness on AML/CFT and Financial Crime in general will need more work – and training – for years to come.

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    On Human Resource Management

    ​A recent article in the Financial Times urged ‘HR to go back to basics’ (this is the link but the article sits behind a paywall… https://www.ft.com/content/d43972a9-fc98-4c4c-a424-7c48dd8df5a6), arguing that one of the key tasks of HR is to recruit and retain. And that HR functions globally should go back to these core tasks and do them well (again). In the same period we see Elon Musk violating all sorts of best practises in – human resource - management and shooting from the hip at his newly acquired Twitter. The FIFA football worldcup is almost over and the ruckus about forced labor, modern slavery and poor working conditions have died out while the struggle for equal rights (and pay) of female employees is far from over as this article indicates https://hrmasia.com/the-philippines-moves-to-eliminate-discrimination-against-female-employees/.
    There is lots going on in the world that is linked to work, labour and HR, so what trends do we see in HR-land from our humble perspective at Cadena?
    • We see larger companies picking up their regional expansion and looking to ensure their HR practise follows suit. That sounds logical and it is. Of course. If your staff size is increasing, if you have to comply with different local labor laws and other regulations it is of utmost importance to ensure you – as business owner or line manager – have a sound administration of all your people and can rely on the adequacy of controls, completeness of metrics and correctness of salary calculations.
    • In line with the FT article, HR needs to go back to basics. It is really useless to implement 9-boxes, 360-reviews and other sophisticated practises if you can’t pay your salaries accurate  and on-time, if you have no clue at what time and where your staff is working and have your rostering, scheduling and time-and-attendance not under control and if you have no grip on your overtime. So, we see many companies taking their prime responsibilities serious and get these common aspects of the HR function properly and efficiently organised.
    • Last but not least, let’s not forget that most of the ‘HR work’ is done by linemanagers. As we all know, staff join a company or job but leave a (bad) manager. Linemanagers need to work closely with their staff and ensure they are and stay engaged to perform to the best of their abilities. However, if it is a hassle to keep track of employees’ whereabouts, if rostering is a chore, if approving overtime or leave is cumbersome and tardy…. then linemanagers will be spending precious time on administrative tasks while they should be spending time with their teams. So… dear HR heads, CEOs, COOs and CFOs, make sure you enable your  linemanagers with a solid HR system.